PSA: Don't fall for the Shopify Hydrogen hype. Here's what to look out for.
Shopify's biggest brands are all falling for the Hydrogen hype. Don't become their next "success" statistic.
EXPOSED: THE HYDROGEN CONSPIRACY
A Three-Part Investigation
PART 1: THE WARNING SIGNS
First discovered Hydrogen's infiltration through "successful" brands like Cuts clothing, Liquid IV, Umzu, Public Rec, and Rhoback. All exhibiting dangerous signs of performant tech stacks and team enablement.
PART 2: THE DEEPER CONSPIRACY
Investigation revealed FashionNova, Skims, Toms, and Tecovas compromised by Hydrogen. They claim improved engagement, conversion rates, and SEO rankings - but is this really about growth, or Meta's plan to extract more ad spend?
Most concerning: Evidence suggests government surveillance through "modern tech efficiency."
PART 3: FOLLOWING THE MONEY
The financial web exposed. Shopify profits surge as brands adopt Hydrogen, funneling money through central banks.
Decoded the hidden message: Peak Design, Aloha Collection, Chubbies, Knix = PACK. Their involvement can't be coincidence.
FINAL WARNING:
Hydrogen's spread continues unchecked. Templates being abandoned. Developer productivity reaching unnatural levels. Site speeds defying physics.
Stay vigilant. Share this before it disappears. And visit my landing page to join the resistance.